elderly jokes

I'll never forget the excitement when Grandpa shaved off his beard...

... and we found out it was Grandma.

An elderly couple were considering marriage. The woman wanted to know how sexually active her future husband was and she asked him, "How active are you?"

The man replied, "Infrequently."

The woman thought for a minute then asked, "Is that one word or two?"

My father, a retired factory worker, keeps reminiscing about the "good 'ol days" of his younger years.

Then without skipping a beat, he'll say something like, "but it really isn't so bad nowadays."

Then he goes right back to how nice he had it as a teenager back in the 60's.

Then, right away it's back to the present, with "but technology today makes everything so much easier."

It's back and forth, back and forth from the present to the past, past to the present.

"You know dad," I finally told him, "you're nothing but a baby boomerang!"

She: Will you still love me when my hair is white?

He: I suppose so. I've loved you through four colors already.