elderly jokes

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.

She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!"

A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"

Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"

Just to clear this matter up once and for all.

It's assumed that when a person get older their mental processes begin to slow down.

Now that I'm older I'm hear to say this assumption has absolutely no merit, my "brame" works just fine!

I can learn something new everyday...

Of course I also forget five other things!