elderly jokes
Favorite this joke (Me) Now that I’m retired I finally have my very own 'Command Center'!
(Wife) It looks like a lazy boy recliner, a TV remote and a half eaten bag of Cheetos on an end table to me!
(Me) It’s a clandestine operation so don’t tell anyone!
(Wife) Don’t worry I won’t tell a soul! Just to clear things up though, is the arm chair law practice and the sports announcing gig a secret too?
I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety two year old grandfather. One team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one...
I was gonna tell him, but the game he was watching was better.
(Son) Mom who is FDR?
(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.
(Son) Which tribe?
(Grandson) Grandpa, I think the 'Y generation' has modern views and a forward thinking way more ahead of the life view of your day.
(Grandfather) I appreciate and respect your thoughts but I disagree and can back up my claim with facts.
(Grandson) Sounds fair grandpa, please state your case.
(Grandfather) First off, one question, did you take the ice bucket challenge?
(Grandson, proudly answers) Yes, in fact I did!
(Grandfather) I rest my case.
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