Two elderly ladies were discussing their "elderly" issues.
"You're in the grocery store, Ethel," Gladys begins, "and the urge suddenly comes upon you. You go into the woman's bathroom, and the only stall is filthy, a total mess. You go to the family bathroom, and find the door is locked. What do you do?"
Ethel thinks for a minute, then replies, "Depends."
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