elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.

He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I don't worry about getting older anymore...

I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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My dad's last words before he kicked the bucket was...

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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posted by "shopin55" |