elderly jokes

An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.

He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

I don't worry about getting older anymore...

I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.

My dad's last words before he kicked the bucket was...

"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

As I get older I realized....

I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.