How can you tell you’re getting old?
You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.
He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.
I don't worry about getting older anymore...
I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.
My dad's last words before he kicked the bucket was...
"How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"