(Grandpa) "Honey did you know that kids these days don't put their tooth under the pillow for the tooth fairy? What they do is take a digital image and upload it to the toothfairy website they then get paid in bit coins."
(Grandma) "Dear, you've been talking to your grandson again and he's pulling your leg."
(Grandpa) "Billy, why would you make up a story about the tooth fairy?"
(Grandson) "Let me get this straight... you make up a story about a fictitious character, you then tell it to my parents who perpetuate the hoax. I decided to elaborate on it and you're calling me out!"
Now that I'm older and life has slowed down I've had time to take a closer look at things. I've found so much humor in everyday things, so much so that I'll sometimes burst out in uncontrollable laughter and hysterics.
The local gang members must really like humor and seem to respect my new outlook on life. So much so that they always give me a wide birth even after dark.