elderly jokes

You know you are getting old when your boss hires a new employee...

And you find out that you used to hang around with their grandpa when you were growing up.

An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains.

“Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk about something else or say nothing at all.”

“Great idea!” replied the husband.

Two months later, they got a message from Alexa. “Alexa is wondering if you are both OK. For the past two months we have picked up no verbal communication in your household.”

I used to be an owner,

Now I'm a renter.

I used to go to the bars,

Now I go to the senior center!