elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
1 votes

I was watching the Super Bowl with my ninety two year old grandfather. One team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one...

I was gonna tell him, but the game he was watching was better.

1 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

(Son) Mom who is FDR?

(Mom) I see you’ve been talking with your great grandfather again. FDR was commander in chief when your great grandfather was young.

(Son) Which tribe?

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
3 votes

(Grandson) Grandpa, I think the 'Y generation' has modern views and a forward thinking way more ahead of the life view of your day.

(Grandfather) I appreciate and respect your thoughts but I disagree and can back up my claim with facts.

(Grandson) Sounds fair grandpa, please state your case.

(Grandfather) First off, one question, did you take the ice bucket challenge?

(Grandson, proudly answers) Yes, in fact I did!

(Grandfather) I rest my case.

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |
3 votes

(Grand Kids) Hey grandpa, I thought we were going camping! This is a three star hotel!

(Grand Mother responds) Trust me kids, anything under four stars feels like camping.

3 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "Marty" |