elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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You should always be nice to your children...

...they pick which nursing home you go to when you get really old!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

How can you tell you’re getting old?

You go to an antiques auction and three people bid on you.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted an attractive young lady.

He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby.

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I don't worry about getting older anymore...

I find I still do dumb stuff, only slower.

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Douglas" |