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Favorite this joke A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
When you're 65 and you go out to dinner and say, "It's on me..."
You really mean it!
An aging comedian is a guest on a late night talk show.
"What do you have coming up?" the interviewer asks him.
"Mostly phlegm."
An elderly couple went to a counselor as to settle a on going argument.
Counselor: OK, what's going on here!
Husband: My wife keeps tying strings on my finger while I sleep. She then insults me if I ask her about it.
Wife: Not true and I don't want to talk about it any longer.
Counselor: Communication is paramount, I'd like to see you two talk to each other and resolve this issue yourself. Come back in two weeks so I can check on your progress.
Husband: Fine but I'd better tie a string on my finger so I can remember it.
Wife: Doh!
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