Have you ever wondered why older men usually lift they’re pant cuffs before slowly taking a seat?
Now that I’m older I’ve solved this age old mystery. It’s a matter of physics really and can be easily explained in scientific terms.
Let’s put it this way, due to the effect of iron magma spinning in the earth’s core creating gravitational property metrics change over time affects the dynamics between the physiological union in relation to the nomenclature of a seating devices.
This phenomenon reassigns the trajectories positional relationship rendering the elder human males posterior anatomy contact arrival with the seating device surface in what can be described as close race but nevertheless in second place.
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