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Favorite this joke Traffic cop: "Your license, please."
Motorist: "Pardon me, I'm afraid I forgot."
Traffic cop: "You forgot and left it at home?"
Motorist: "No, forgot to get one."
A Florida officer pulled over an eighty-year-old school teacher because her hand signals were confusing. "First you put your hand up, like you're turning right, then you waved your hand up and down, then you turned left," said the officer.
"I decided not to turn right," she explained.
“Then why the up and down?" asked the officer.
"Officer," she sniffed, "I was erasing!"
After a completing his investigation the detective indicated that he thought it was foul play.
The other detective said, “You mean he was playing with birds?”
Police are on the lookout after a man has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.
They are looking for a male with a large moo-stash.
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