police jokes
Favorite this joke My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
[Pause]
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."
1st Place
won
$50.00
Why did the coffee grounds call 911?
Because they GOT MUGGED
The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?
I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."
6th Place
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$9.00
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