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My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.

Two days later – same ticket, same cop.

“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”

“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”

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Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"

[Pause]

Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."

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Why did the coffee grounds call 911?

Because they GOT MUGGED

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The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?

I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."

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posted by "shopin55" |