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Favorite this joke My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
[Pause]
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."
Why did the coffee grounds call 911?
Because they GOT MUGGED
The older police detective stopped by my house and asked where i was between 5 & 6?
I respectfully replied, "Kindergarten, sir."
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