A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No, sorry." says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"Well, they didn't ask."
The police officer approaches the driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”