police jokes
Favorite this joke A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?"
"No, sorry." says the cop.
"What about all these other cars?"
"Well, they didn't ask."
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The police officer approaches the driver, "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least."
The lady driver looks at the officer and replies, "You're wrong, officer, it's only my hat that makes me look that old."
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"
"No, I am an undercover detective."
"So why are you in uniform?"
"Today is my day off."
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$25.00
My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
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