My husband was driving home from work when he was pulled over for not wearing his seat belt.
Two days later – same ticket, same cop.
“So,” the officer said, “have you learned anything?”
“Yes, I have,” said my husband. “I’ve learned I need to take a different way home from work.”
Police officer talks to a driver: "Your tail light is broken, your tires must be changed, and your bumper hangs halfway down. That will be 300 dollars!!"
Driver: "Alright, go ahead and do it. They want twice as much as that at the garage."