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Favorite this joke A police officer saw a woman knitting as she was driving. He could not believe his eyes. He yelled at her to pull over. She rolled down her window and yelled back, "No, its a scarf!"
When I went to get my driver's license renewed, our local motor-vehicle bureau was packed. The line inched along for almost an hour until the man ahead of me finally got his license.
He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely. "It's okay," he reassured the man, "that's how you're going to look when the cops pull you over anyway."
A cop pulls over a lady for speeding and gives her a ticket saying, "That's $150 and two points."
"Two points? What do I do with the points?" she asks.
"Well," says the cop, "when you get twelve, you get a bike!"
A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. The guy tries to defend himself by saying, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."
The Cop replies, "Ever go fishing?"
"Yeah."
"Ever catch ALL the fish?"
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