police jokes

A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. The guy tries to defend himself by saying, "I was just going with the flow of traffic."

The Cop replies, "Ever go fishing?"

"Yeah."

"Ever catch ALL the fish?"

A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.

She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Republic of Uzbekistan."

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said, "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again."

Police cars valiantly profess, "Serve and Protect".

Next time you get pulled over by a cop, say, "Fries and a Condom, please."

A police officer pulls over a car in the middle of the night:

"Sir, do you realize how badly your car was swerving between lanes?"

"I've had 8 drinks, officer."

"That's still no excuse to let your wife drive."