police jokes

After being locked in an impenetrable strongroom, a panicked Dr. Watson cries, "How are we to escape, Holmes?"

Calmly, the sleuth produces a small knife and a lemon, which he carefully cuts into small pieces. He then sticks the pieces of lemon on the wall in the shape of a door, and with a push creates a doorway.

An astonished Watson asks, "How on earth did you do that, Holmes?"

"Lemon-entry my dear Watson, Lemon-entry!"

"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"

"No idea, they just ransomware!"

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.

He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".

A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.