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A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy," so he floors it and the race is on.

The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy figures he can't outrun the cop and gives up. He pulls over to the curb.

The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car. He leans down and says, "Listen mister, I've had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go."

The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago, my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror, I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

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posted by "Zelda" |
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Q: What do you get if you put two state cops in an airplane?

A: Paratroopers.

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posted by "Eric Ludovico" |
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A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. "How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky. "You mean," asked the motorist, "that even HE is against me?"

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posted by "GJ Winkler" |
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So I'm heading up to my parents house driving like 90 mph when a lady cop pulls me over, comes up to my car and she's like...

"Young man, speeding? I've been waiting for you all day."

I look up to her and I say, "I'm so sorry I'm late officer, I got here as fast as I could..."

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posted by "iBenn" |