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A police officer found a perfect hiding place for speeding motorists. One day he was suspicious when everyone was going under the speed limit.

He found the problem. There was a boy standing with a sign that read "Radar Trap Ahead".

A few hundred yards down the road stood his friend with a sign reading "Tips" and a bucketful of change.

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posted by "Retired Terp" |
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"

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posted by "maryjones" |
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A man was complaining to his friend: “I’m sick of the police telling me how to drive when they themselves are worse drivers.”

“How do you mean?” asked the friend.

“Well, just look at how many signs you see by the side of the road saying, ‘Police Accident’.”

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Donald: Hi, Daisy...

Daisy: Don’t talk to me! I’m so mad I can’t speak! I was driving on Oak Street and a policeman gave me a ticket for going the wrong way!

Donald: Sure, Oak’s a one way street. It’s against the law to drive north on Oak.

Daisy: That’s just the point! I wasn’t going north, I was going east!

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posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |