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Favorite this joke After conducting a preliminary investigation about home burglary, the homeowner is very anxious if he could get back his stolen belongings.
Homeowner: "Officer what is the chance of me getting my things back."
Police: "It's very unfortunate this happened. I am sorry even if we catch the culprits, chances are your properties are already sold or gone."
Homeowner: "What should I do?"
Police: "Better lock next time."
The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name.
The sergeant said, "I suppose you're the lawyer?"
"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver their pizza."
My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".
He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.
A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.
After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?"
"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"
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