police jokes

A man was complaining to his friend: “I’m sick of the police telling me how to drive when they themselves are worse drivers.”

“How do you mean?” asked the friend.

“Well, just look at how many signs you see by the side of the road saying, ‘Police Accident’.”

Donald: Hi, Daisy...

Daisy: Don’t talk to me! I’m so mad I can’t speak! I was driving on Oak Street and a policeman gave me a ticket for going the wrong way!

Donald: Sure, Oak’s a one way street. It’s against the law to drive north on Oak.

Daisy: That’s just the point! I wasn’t going north, I was going east!

Cop: You know how fast you were going?

Guy: Sorry officer, I was just trying to catch up with traffic.

Cop: What traffic? The road is empty.

Guy: Yea, that's how far behind I am.

One day Al was driving to the lake for a swim when he noticed a man on the side of the highway dressed all in red.

“Who are you?” asked Al as he pulled up to the stranger.

“I’m the Man in Red and I’m very hungry,” said the man.

Reaching into his lunch sack, Al pulled out a sandwich, handed it to the man, then sped off down the road.

A few miles later, Al spotted another man, this time dressed all in yellow.

“What can I do for you?” asked Al.

“I’m the Man in Yellow and I’m very thirsty.”

Pulling out a can of soda, Al handed the Coke to the man , then resumed his journey.

Anxious to get to the lake before sunset, Al put his foot to the pedal and roamed off down the road, only to spot yet another man, dressed all in blue, signaling for Al to stop.

“Don’t tell me!” said Al impatiently. “You’re the Man in Blue, right?”

”That's right!” replied the man.

”Well, what do you want?”

”Driver’s license and registration, please.”