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My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.

After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?"

"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Magistrate: "That is no proof he has drunk."

Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."

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posted by "RobertAlex" |
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A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."

No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!" Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction. Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."

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posted by "wadejagz" |