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Favorite this joke A woman was driving down the street and got stopped by a police officer.
"May I see your driver's license?" he said.
She looked at him with disgust.
"What's the matter with you guys? I wish you'd make up your minds. You took my license from me yesterday."
Police Chief: The thief got away, eh? Did you guard all the exits?
Deputy: Yes, we did. But he tricked us. He went out through an entrance.
Policeman: What are you looking for, Mister, did you lose something?
Man: Yes, I lost my watch.
Policeman: Where did you lose it?
Man: On Tenth Street.
Policeman: But this is Twelfth Street.
Man: I know. But when I dropped it, it was still running.
Everybody knows 40 is the new 30, right?
But the police officer giving me a speeding ticket couldn’t be persuaded.
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