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The two teenagers were arrested for disorderly conduct. The police sergeant told them they were entitled to a phone call. Sometime later a man entered the station and asked for them by name.

The sergeant said, "I suppose you're the lawyer?"

"Nope," the chap replied. "I'm just here to deliver their pizza."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My neighbor is with the K-9 unit of our police department and named his partner "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID".

He watches peoples reaction when he calls his name.

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posted by "Benjones" |
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A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles over the speed limit.

After he handed her a ticket, she asked him, "Don't you give out warnings?"

"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Magistrate: "What was he doing when you arrested him?"

Policeman: "He was arguing with a taxi driver, Your Honor."

Magistrate: "That is no proof he has drunk."

Policeman: "Well, Your Honor, there was no taxi driver there."

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posted by "RobertAlex" |