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Nuts are so expensive now-a-days...

They cost you an ALM-OND a LEG!

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |
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What do you call a bite from a zombie?

A kill-o-bite.

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posted by "tljbabu" |
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I know a guy who actually took his first date to a gym...

Needless to say, they didn't work out.

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What do you call it when a zombie is last to cross the finish line in a marathon?

Being dead last.

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posted by "tljbabu" |