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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water.

I was like well, damn.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician...

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Her: At least invite me out to dinner.

Him: I don't go out with married women.

Her: But I'm your wife.

Him: I make no exceptions.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 4 votes

When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly.

And after years of hard work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar... badly.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |