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Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?

They’re, there, their.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Compact disc manufacturers were worried about music industry plans to phase out CDs and bring back LPs. Defending the threat to their livelihood, the CD manufacturers took their case to court, where the judge listened patiently to a lengthy debate about the relative merits of CDs and LPs.

After weighing up the various arguments, the judge ruled in favor of LPs.

The CD manufacturers were furious. “Do we have no right of appeal?” they demanded.

“I’m afraid not,” said their lawyer. “The judge’s decision is vinyl.”

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |