puns jokes

“A cannibal once took my sister to see a Russell Crowe movie?”

“Gladiator?”

“No, I really miss her.”

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”