I got my hair highlighted because I thought some strands were more important than others.
I once dreamed I was living in the Hilton rent-free...
Talk about having suite dreams!
I told my wife that it was her turn to shovel and salt the front steps.
All I got back were icy stares.
For years, the fad dieter ate everything with prickly pears... now he eats everything with sorghums.