Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive.
You've heard the song.
"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
Where do mansplainers get their water?
From a “well actually.”
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way...
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcu-sooner!