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Favorite this joke Which is heavier: a litre of water or a litre of butane?
The water.
No matter how much you have, butane will always be a lighter fluid.
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My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
I know he means well.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon.
I’ll let you know.
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Turned 18 today, so I bought a locket and put my own picture in it...
Guess I really am... Independent!
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