puns jokes

The cop asked, "Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?"

The miner replied, "Mine."

I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined...

Wednesday is open Mike night!

My twin brother called me from prison.

He said: “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”

A customer recently shared with me about a little girl who boasted that she could beat her uncle in a footrace.

But as it turned out, he made it around the track twice before she made it around even once!

Isn't that a real niece lapper?