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Diet Advice Hotline
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"What Is The Phone Number For The Diet Advice Hotline?"

"ONE, EIGHT... and EIGHT... and EIGHT..."

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A Giant's Pronouns
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What are a giant's pronouns?

Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.

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I Asked A Librarian
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I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....

The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"

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14 Cans Of Alphabet Soup
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I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday.

Ended up having a crippling vowel movement!

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