puns jokes

What is Kylo Ren's favorite car make?

Han-Die.

What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?

"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"

Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.

After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"

Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"

I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.

One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "