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What is Kylo Ren's favorite car make?

Han-Die.

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posted by "Donato DiGiulio" |
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What do Tic-Tacs say each other when they can't freshen someone's breath?

"It's time to bring in reinforce-mints!"

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posted by "florecimiento" |
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Bill went to the chiropractor thinking that the chiropractor would not be able to treat his chronic back pain.

After a few minutes, his back felt like new. The doctor asked, "How do you feel about chiropractors now,"

Bill replied, "I stand corrected!"

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I have a friend who made billions of dollars writing and selling Cliff Notes.

One day I asked him where he got the idea and he said, "Well, to make a long story short . . . "

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |