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Favorite this joke The doorbell rang and there was a little kid dressed as Gloria Gaynor...
At first I was afraid... Then I was petrified!
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Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...
Heinz-sight is not 20/20!
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route around?
R2Detour.
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A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."
"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"
The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."
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