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Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Valentine Day sign at the local produce store:

I love you... from my head TO-MA-TOES!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at the laundromat?

He woke up an hour ago.

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posted by "Eric Ludovico" |
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What is it called when you get sick while riding in a carpool?

CAR POOL TUNNEL SYNDROME.

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posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |