puns jokes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.

He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

What's the difference between a pun and a fart? A pun is a shift of wit and a fart is...............

I don't take offense. Fence thieves will take a fence, though.

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.