puns jokes

Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play.
after a while Out got bored so he went in.
Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out, out to tell In to come in.
very quickly Out came in with In.
That was quick said mummy skunk how did you find In so fast?
Oh said Out that was easy. “IN STINKED.”

Q. What is it called when you dream in color?

A. A pigment of your imagination

If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!

There's a robbery at the cereal factory. The robber takes all of the money and then puts a gun to the manager's head.

The robber asks "Any last requests?"

The manager says, "LIFE!"

The robber is caught off-guard, "You mean the cereal?"