Q: Why did the fungi leave the party?
A: There wasn't mushroom.
My ex-wife goes bowling with the money I send her each month.
I guess that's why they call it alley money.
What did one Hot Dog Say to the other Hot Dog?
HI! Frank!
Teacher: If you are on the moon, what will happen to your weight?
a) Increase
b) Decrease
c) No change
d) Can not be predicted…
Student : Decrease
Teacher: Why?
Student : You will not get good food!!!