puns jokes

"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."

The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.