puns jokes

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

When TV repairmen get married they get excellent receptions.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Three hunters were walking in the woods one night when they came across a set of tracks.

"Those are bear tracks." The first hunter said.

"Those are deer tracks." The second hunter said.

"No, they're fox tracks. The third hunter argued.

They were still arguing when the train hit them.