puns jokes

The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.

A man put in 10 puns for a pun contest, hoping that at least one of them would win. But sadly, no pun in ten did.

I was going to tell you the joke about the pencil, but there's really no point to it.