A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen.
Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.
It was a brief case.
Show me where Stalin is buried...
... and I'll show you a communist plot.
What kind of key opens a banana?
Nero was talking to his financial advisers in a Roman amphitheater.
"Why aren't we making any money from this building?" he said.
An advisor replied, "Because the lions are eating up all the prophets."