puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
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Joe: "I know the capital of North Carolina."

Sam: "Really?"

Joe: "No, Raleigh."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$8.00 won 8 votes

Her: What do you do?

Me: I race cars.

Her: Do you win many races?

Me: Not really, the cars are much faster.

8 votes

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram...

I was like 0mg!

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$50.00 won 3 votes
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A man was putting up a knotty pine wall in the living room. His young son was curious.

“What are those holes for?” he asked.

“They’re knotholes,” replied the father.

“If they’re not holes,” the boy asked puzzled, “then what are they?”

3 votes

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Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |