puns jokes

A fellow who loved to go out in his kayak whenever he could.

One winter it was very cold, so he built a fire on a metal lined pad on the floor of the boat.

The fire burned through the pad, causing the boat to sink.

This proves that we cannot have our kayak and heat it, too.

When I’m asked how I like retirement, I tried telling a few jokes...

But none of them worked.

Killing your father is called patricide.

Killing your mother is called matricide.

So, what is killing your friend called?

Homie-cide

Apparently, keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain.

Must be all the indoor-fins.