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"Everyone at work told me to stop making jokes about puns."

"Why is that?"

"Because none of them were punny!"

"Stop. Just stop now."

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posted by "XxSUPERXANxX" |
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Just seen a burglar kicking his own door in.

I asked: “What are you doing?”

He said: “Working from home.”

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I don’t have a “dad bod”...

I have a father figure.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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I'm sitting in a cafeteria next to a woman who was engrossed in her newspaper. One of the headlines blared: "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news. Then, turning to me, she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |