What are a giant's pronouns?
Fe/Fi/Fo/Fum.
I asked a librarian if they had any books on "different noise levels"....
The librarian said, "Sure, what volume would you like?"
I gorged on 14 cans of alphabet soup yesterday.
Ended up having a crippling vowel movement!
Why do people who have TikTok get sick?
Because of all the influenzas.