All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...
At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.
Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?
Tree: Wood you please?
Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?
Tree: I'm stumped.
I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...
I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.