I’m trying to learn the alphabet but I can’t get past X.
I don’t know why.
I do really feel bad for the Class of 2020. People say your senior year flies...
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom!
My girlfriend gets mad whenever I mess with her red wine.
So I added fruit and lemonade to it and now she’s sangria then ever!
There is a guy stealing iPhones around town...
At some point he’s going to face time!