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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together...

At first it's boring, but then it's riveting.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx...

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
5 votes

Lumberjack: Can I axe you a question?

Tree: Wood you please?

Lumberjack: Besides dogs, what other living creature barks?

Tree: I'm stumped.

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posted by "eslippin" |
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I can’t take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him...

I guess that’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |