Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.
You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
A lambslide.
I was arguing with a guy at a bar. He said he was a big pop star in the 80s.
I didn’t believe him, but he was adamant…
How many parrots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They say “toucan do it.”