puns jokes

If Shaq were:

A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel

A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal

A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal

A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal

Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel

A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal

What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned....

Worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life!

If a parsley farmer is sued...

Could they garnish his wages?