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Absolutely Nothing
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If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get Gnihton Yletulosba…

Which ironically means... absolutely nothing.

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She's Driving Me To Drink
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Murphy told Quinn that his wife is driving him to drink.

Quinn thinks he’s very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.

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Dolphin Love
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Dolphin baby: How did you and Mom meet?

Dolphin Dad: We met in school.

Dolphin Mom: Don’t…

Dolphin Dad: And we just clicked

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Tesla Founder
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Tesla founder Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange.

You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car.

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