puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
4 votes

If Shaq were:

A banana - he’d be Shaquille O’Peel

A shade of blue green - he’d be Shaquille O’Teal

A criminal - he’d be Shaquille O’Steal

A poker player - he’d be Shaquille O’Deal

Overly emotional - he’d be Shaquille O’Feel

A doctor - he’d be Shaquille O’Heal

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

3 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
2 votes

I am becoming increasingly worried and concerned....

Worried and concerned that there isn't enough anxiety in my life!

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
4 votes

If a parsley farmer is sued...

Could they garnish his wages?

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |