puns jokes

Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers.

However, all the Swiss league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire, and we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.

Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin!

The meaning of opaque is unclear. 

A lettuce and a tomato were in a race.

Who won?

The lettuce went a head, but the tomato never could ketchup.