puns jokes

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

I wanted to do a pun on Sodium, but Na.....

"I don't like insect puns."

"Really? Why not?"

"I don't know, they just bug me."

A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”

The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."