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They Have No Keys
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Why don't bald men have keys?

It's because they don't have locks!

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Schrödinger's Bread
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How can you simultaneously claim that an Indian flat bread both exists and doesn't exist?

By saying, "There's naan there."

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Cold Medicine
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What kind of aspirin works best in the freezing cold of winter?

Coated aspirin

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Worst Page in the Dictionary
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Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary...

What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous!

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posted by "srg" |