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Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.

So she went out with a little moron.

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What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.

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Why are Eskimos always interested in winter sports?

Because they are Inuit.

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