Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.
"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"
"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."
I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.
So she went out with a little moron.
What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?
One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.
Why are Eskimos always interested in winter sports?
Because they are Inuit.