puns jokes

Category: "Puns"
$25.00 won 7 votes

You wanna hear a dirty joke?

A boy fell in a mud puddle.

You wanna hear a clean joke?

He took a bath.

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "ajokes" |
1 votes

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

What's the definition of a will? (Come on, it's a dead giveaway!)

A backwards poet writes inverse.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

If you don't pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

1 votes

posted by "papajon" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

I broke my finger today, but on the other hand, I'm completely fine!

2 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Tnevs" |
0 votes

Q: What has four wheels and flies?

A: A garbage truck.

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |