puns jokes

Two friends were talking.

"There are so many cemeteries in your neighborhood."

"I know, people are just dying to live here."

The magazine about ceiling fans went out of business...

... due to low circulation.

I tried working in a wheel factory, but I got too tired.

Managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company...

But I had to resign...

The work was just too draining.