puns jokes

I used to be a mime...

It's only now that I can talk about it.

A perfectionist walks into a bar.

Apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough for him.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory...

I didn't like being spoken to in that tone of voice.

You're walking down the street and your toe falls off!

Who do you call?

You call a tow truck!