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There was a guy who had a job as a vacuum designer. One day, when he came to work, he told his coworker about how his girlfriend has dumped him. "This sucks!" he says. His coworker replies, "well, that's the general idea."

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posted by "Hoosteen Forman" |
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Two young skunks named -In-and-Out go out to play.
after a while Out got bored so he went in.
Mummy skunk said that tea was ready and sent Out, out to tell In to come in.
very quickly Out came in with In.
That was quick said mummy skunk how did you find In so fast?
Oh said Out that was easy. “IN STINKED.”

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posted by "iaine de montravel" |
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Q. What is it called when you dream in color?

A. A pigment of your imagination

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posted by "paul1005" |
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If quitters never win,
and winners never quit,
who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!

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posted by "Anonymous" |