puns jokes

What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?

A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]

Two detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. "How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

I told her that no sensible person would go out in the cold weather wearing nothing but a bikini.

So she went out with a little moron.

What's the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?

One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast.