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Favorite this joke I tend to avoid funerals...
... I'm just not a mourning person.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Once there was a Spanish speaking magician who promised a vanishing act. So he says, "I will count to 3 and I will disappear!"
"Uno! Dos!" and then POOF! With a puff of smoke he was gone, without even a Tres!
A group of horses were moving down towards the horse court for horse jury.
One horse asks another, "Where do we enter again?"
The other horse replies indignantly, "Why the mane entrance of course!"
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