puns jokes

There once was an old monk that lived up on top of a mountain. He walked 10 miles barefoot every day and had terrible breath due to his position on non-natural objects and foods.

He called himself The Truth-Carrier, but everyone in the small mountaineering town knew him as a super calloused fragile mystic with chronic halitosis.

I knew she was the one for me when we went walking through the evergreen trees.

It was love at firs site.

My friend dropped a box of Italian pastries on the floor.

I cannoli imagine what he felt at that moment.

A guy asked his friend, "What are the advantages of living in Sweden?"

His friend replied, "Well, the flag is a big plus!"