puns jokes

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

I tend to avoid funerals...

... I'm just not a mourning person.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Once there was a Spanish speaking magician who promised a vanishing act. So he says, "I will count to 3 and I will disappear!"

"Uno! Dos!" and then POOF! With a puff of smoke he was gone, without even a Tres!