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There was this old eccentric man who constantly chased children off his property, never said hello to anyone he met and because of his negative character, was described as "A man of means!”

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posted by "Freddie Pitz" |
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A man and a woman are eating in a restaurant. Suddenly, the woman got something stuck in her throat, causing her to choke. The man rushes outside, cuts a limb off a tree and whacks the woman across the back with it, dislodging the object in her throat. The headline in the paper read "Man gives woman the hemlock maneuver"

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posted by "Freddie Pitz" |
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"Well, I finaly retired my old car", said the old man. His pal ask, "Did you junk it or trade it in?" "Naw nothing like that, I put four new Michelins on it."

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posted by "Ray Howard" |
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The key to the success of all musicians of note is their ability to stay composed while performing at a level that can't be beat.

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posted by "Anonymous" |