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As we waited for a bus in the frosty weather, the woman next to me mentioned that she makes a lot of mistakes when texting in the cold.

I nodded knowingly. “It’s the early signs of typothermia.”

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Last year I entered a Halloween costume contest as Quasimodo.

I didn't win.

I have a "hunch" that I'll be "back" this year.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |

What does a bullfighter try to do?

Avoidable

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posted by "iamacutie" |

What is it called when someone brings litigation against a government official?

Sudafed

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posted by "iamacutie" |