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One day, out of the blue, one of my twin boys asked, "Dad, how did you support yourself through college?"

I said, "I was a working student. Initially, a janitor until I got promoted."

"Dad moved up to the second floor," quipped the other.

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What Kind Of Exercise Do Lazy People Do?
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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They Keep Calling Back
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The furniture store keeps calling me to come back...

All I wanted was a one night stand.

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The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours.

He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.”

The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith.

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