puns jokes

There was a guy that bet his friend he could name every single ingredient in a hotdog. Seeing as how he was drunk, his friend decides to take him on.

After some inaudible talk and a few loud outbursts, he inevitably lost. Needless to say, the ingredients he named weren't even in the BallPark.

If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?

My paper got ripped earlier...

I'm still torn up about it!

You Know You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When...

- You ski uphill.

- You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.

- You speed walk in your sleep.

- You answer the door before people knock.