We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers... They could call it On Anon Anon...
What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common? They know what it’s like to be stuffed and then jammed into a small place.
I recently stumbled upon my favorite new sports team... It’s a woman’s bowling squad called, "I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter".
The problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are usually formulaic, and arithmetic jokes are pretty basic. But I guess the occasional statistics joke is an outlier.