puns jokes

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills...

Those were some dark times...

His beard is so thick, when he eats food he mustache some of it away for later!

A guy applies for financial assistance. "I'm having trouble with my eyes," the man says.

"What seems to be the problem?" asks the clerk.

"I can't see myself going to work."

We need a twelve-step group for compulsive talkers...

They could call it On Anon Anon...