My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived. The pages are all BLANK!!! I have no words to express my outrage.
Run to the Round House Nellie... They can't CORNER you there!
My books all piled on top of me, I've only got my shelf to blame.
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