puns jokes

Have you guys heard the rumor concerning butter?

Never mind, I'd better not spread it.

My sister bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti...

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

I ordered a Thesaurus online and it just arrived.

The pages are all BLANK!!!

I have no words to express my outrage.

Run to the Round House Nellie...

They can't CORNER you there!