puns jokes

The tombstones on the left were identical to the tombstones on the right. He was buried in the middle of the symmetry.

If you were a spider, you could learn everything on the web.

The tenant above me keeps coming down into my flat, and I'm wondering what steps to take?

Why do pelicans hate taxes?

BECAUSE NO MATTER WHERE THEY TURN, THEY STILL HAVE AN ENORMOUS BILL IN FRONT OF THEM!